{"id":350,"date":"2005-12-22T20:50:45","date_gmt":"2005-12-22T19:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=350"},"modified":"2005-12-22T20:50:45","modified_gmt":"2005-12-22T19:50:45","slug":"zeg-het-met-bloemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/2005\/12\/22\/zeg-het-met-bloemen\/","title":{"rendered":"Zeg het met bloemen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toen de lefgozer om een bosje gele lafbekjes vroeg, was de bloemist ervan overtuigd dat hij in het ootje werd genomen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mijnheer, mijn ootje is mij heilig, daar dient U verre van te blijven.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Alle respect voor Uw ootje. Ik zoek slechts lafbekjes. Gele.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Werkelijk? Daar heb ik eerlijk gezegd nog nooit van gehoord.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Eilaas. Doet U mij dan maar een bosje blauwe, als het U belieft.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>En zo geschiedde. De lefgozer rekende af, en liet de bloemist voor wat hij was. Veel meer dan dat maakte hij niet mee, die dag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lafbekjes. Gele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alles","category-dialogen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}