{"id":375,"date":"2006-03-30T08:49:30","date_gmt":"2006-03-30T07:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=375"},"modified":"2006-03-30T08:49:30","modified_gmt":"2006-03-30T07:49:30","slug":"met-man-en-muis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/2006\/03\/30\/met-man-en-muis\/","title":{"rendered":"Met man en muis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Het stormt. Met huilende wind striemt het water op het dek. Alles kraakt op dit zinkend schip, dat door een halve oceaan van de wal gescheiden is. Witte knokkels omklemmen de reling. De stuurman staat alleen. In opperste vertwijfeling roept hij om hulp maar zijn woorden lopen, klats klots, de spuigaten uit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Doe eens iets grappigs&#8221;, hadden ze hem gezegd. Het deed zijn hoofd tollen, zijn stem stokken, zijn ogen draaien, en hem eens te meer beseffen dat hij geen geinponem is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ten onder in een orkaan van gelach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikz.net\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}